Return of the Mack
Red docs, Dalmatian dress AND fairy dress. And doing that hand thing I still do when I get excited if a song I like is playing in a club. #silly #tbt
‘PARTICK STEAKBAKEMAN:
A new book about HOW TO ATTRACT NARCISSISTS IN GLASGOW!
On book shelves now!’
No Doubt - Settle Down (Baauer Remix) (by NoDoubtMusicToday)
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How to Break Someone’s Heart in a Trendy Way
1. Make a paper airplane saying ‘DNT LUV U SOZ’ and fly it through their window.
2. Take ‘em for dinner and get them a ‘em dessert, maybe a Souffle or something. They will think there’s a ring inside it. NAW THERE’S NO! It’s a small pack of love hearts with h8 messages on them including: ‘U BORE ME’ and ‘GTF.’
3. Post on their Facebook wall. More specifically, a song called ‘Say It’s Over’ by N-Dubz.
4. When they’re in the loo in Frankie & Benny’s get the manager to put on a special CD to play (usually they play Italian lessons in the toilets at F&Bs) saying: ‘(insert lover’s name here) WE R NO LONGER FUCKING. I’M LEAVING NOW. MAKE YOUR OWN WAY HOME.’
5. Write a message on a napkin while they’re in the toilet with hunners of grammatical errors. Then leave the restaurant. ‘You we’re so annoyin their is nufin I can do dnt fancy you now. Bi. x’
HEY! The days of phonecalls/text messages/Facebook messages and breaking up with someone in person are OVER.
So, OVER.
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Youtube Comments on ‘DANCE’ Tunes:
Guide to writing an annoying Youtube comment:
1. Say something about music not being as good as it used to be.
2. Saying something like, ‘I remember (insert idiot’s name here) and I dancing to this back in the day…(insert more emotional crap here.)
WE DON’T KNOW WHO (insert idiot’s name here) is FS! They are a nobody.
3. Saying something about drugs not being what they used to be.
4. Name dropping a club from the ‘old days.’
5. Saying you KNEW the DJ/producer whose song you are commenting on.
THE END.
Happy commenting y’all!
